Happy Valentines

To my only one,

Happy Valentines. I know you're always mad at me because I never took serious about Valentines or Christmas. It's never about religion nor interest.

You always say that I ignored you, never listened to you. It's untrue, I take long hours to digest as my intestines are filled with food I devour everyday.

Yet you're the one who prefers to look away when I wanna talk to you. I never said it but I do miss you every moment.

I like to see you with your glasses although you wore contact lenses all the time. You always want to be prettier although I told you I like you just the way you are.


You always have weird interest. I can never understand why you dislike salmon or oysters, nor can I understand what is so great about the bands you like, but the main reason we got together is because we both have the same passion when it comes to music.

It's not true that I know nothing about you. I'm just too busy to list what you like.
Here's a part of it:

Green tea
Coffee
Cupcakes(although you never had one before)
Ban mee (I don't know what to call it in English)
Roxy
Big metal watches
Jonas Brother (I never liked them, I somehow still believes they are gay)
Westlife
Any Angmoh with a face that looks like Westlife
Clothes with spaghetti straps


I just want to say.... I love you. I would not trade you for anything else in this world, not even for Gundams or Legos or Jennifer Love Hewitt. You're my only one.

My friend

Dedicated to my buddies:

This is my friend(sort of) Si Lembu or the bull. He is rich and famous. Still, he is a lembu(Bull). And no one likes a cocky cow.

Good teachers

Teacher's day is coming up. I'm sure everyone has their own way of saying thanks.


If your teacher is a kind and dedicated one, a good o' thanks and a small gift is decent enough.
If your teacher teaches maths, tells lame jokes, has lots of untrimmed moustache, prepares lousy questions for your upcoming exam, mumbles when he reads when your having an examination, and the worst of all you can never understand any word of his, I'll suggest this step:

If you can't get a parang, you can always use a pencil.

New Breed of Pigs

A new breed of pigs roam our streets....Others call them Mat rempits... I call them Mat Rempigs:


They got so boring of Rempig-ing(illegal racing) now they even decide to do rompak-ing(robbery). The good news is they only target Petrol station. Not the petrol, the customers.

Its always good to have 2 jobs at once. Have no fear kids, Rempig is here to rob you dry.

Ms painting

Inspired by Stickgal, I will be posting my blogs in drawings instead of words=) I do not have a scanner now so I'll have to draw using ms paint. Hope it's good enough though.

Anyway, the exam is close so I'm dedicating 2 pictures for it.

I will "tembak" my way through the exams. Maybe I'll get a bigger gun.....

Maybe not...

Resurrection.

Well well, thought I'd never see this page anymore. 3 months without the internet, its close to no coke for a day for some obese guy. Still I'm proud I got rid of my temptations to game. All these would'nt have happened if my family weren't to decide to shift at the end of December. I'm reluctant to type much so my story will be told by pictures.

Pom pom can't go anywhere, yes she just went through a surgery early this year...

No matter how many times I look at my brother... I still think he is definitely gay..

Ahh... I always get a nice view of the sunrise from my old house.

Yep... That's my new home but its actually my grandmother's...Which is awfully close to some dangerous elements...6A3s will understand...

After all that painting(of less than 5% is my work), my grandmum's house looks nice n clean...

Then, came a sifu who looks like a taxi driver. Murmured some words and charge you a sum of money...Thats their part time job I guess..

Dad also give praise and thanks to Whoever God he is praying to....Don't misunderstood, he is no genius...

New house = New stuff = Lamps that work on new kind of fuel which is colourless.

All the furniture are finally shifted.... And yes... Not forgetting my gay brother..

Its goodbye to Salak South and hello Castlefield...

Hopefully nothing like this will happen in my new area... PWN'd...

Sucky steak with fake surprise

It was a windy night when me and my family decided to have dinner outside. Little that we know, our little trip will soon become a disaster. We at first wanted to have noodle but since the shop was closed there was nothing we could do. Daddy suggested that we have dinner near Hulu Kelang, known as 'Little Genting'. It was a long drive and the sky was getting dark. At this time of the hour, you are hungry and tired, you are desperate for food.



And when your brother and sister starts asking "Are we there yet??", you get annoyed and angry. Just when all hope was lost, we arrived at the hill top. There were shop lots but all was shut, houses where it seems no one lives in it. We spotted a food stall, a steakhouse. We we're delighted and got off the car, sat down and ordered some food. I felt very uncomfortable as if something is lurking behind you. After all of us ate and called for the bill, our nightmare begins. The unexpected expects the expected.


WHAT the F**K?! RM30 for a steak in the middle of nowhere that has lousy chairs like mamaks, without air-cond and lousy staffs, You gotta be kidding me. The food was quite bland and a small portion. It was overall sucky and expensive for a roadside steakhouse with no doors and walls.

What The Hell is D5 anyway? Who The Heck ordered that crappy drink? I haven't got much photos of the place so too bad. The view there was quite good but rm30 for a steak like this? I could get a better one at Mamaks.

Btw, which idiot will name their restaurant after a failure vehicle.... Saga Highland steakhouse... I bet Proton is damn happy they finally got a supporter. Maybe I'll have a shop named Satria Lowland stickhouse.


Oh yeah since it's near Christmas I'll give PandaTan a sneak peek of what she might receive when she returns from Kota Kinabalu. Its her belated birthday present.



Almost there...Just a little more...I wonder if she will feel excited reading this. Maybe not, but I'll still continue. Its the one and only item in the shop and it caught my attention, I knew this would suit her most...I guess...



Oops...It's not in the bag. Oh I kept it away so no one will find it. I did say fake surprises didn't I? Yes those we're my big fatty thigh. No matter how long you stare at it nothing will come out. You'll just have to wait PandaTan...Until you come back from the land of semi-tall mountains.